I’m behind on my “list” I started several months ago (read it here: part 1 & part 2). Here is part 3, the 8 months pregnant edition.
You know you’re [very] pregnant when:
13. you will walk in freezing temperatures at night just to get to the nearest Subway for a BLT.
14. you have to wear a back brace just to wash the dishes.
15. your doctor says to cut back on the carbs and all you can do is cry.
16. you realize it won’t be a white Christmas and you cry.
17. you find out it will be a white Christmas and you cry.
18. a cashier at the grocery store looks at you funny and you cry.
19. “You have really blossomed” feels like a horrible insult.
20. you think of food groups as construction materials for human anatomy (milk = bones, scrambled eggs = muscles, fish = brain…).
21. three different laxatives are required for any resemblance of regularity.
22. you think it’s okay to even mention “laxatives”.
